According to the ever-wise Urban Dictionary, copywriting is defined as “the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn.”
You know all of those ‘random’ ads (you know what you searched for, and so does Google) you keep getting?
They’re not so random. Because we create them.
Yeah, that’s right.
We’ve been studying you. We’ve been targeting you. We know EVERYTHING about you.
Well Zuckerberg, Larry & Sergey and their team on Facebook and Google is doing most of that but you get the point.
Put shortly “This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.”
Are someone who believes that the execution is more important than the idea
Can transcribe whatever is going on in your sick and twisted head into words
Passionately despise lame ass vanilla copy such as “let’s make sure we are on the same page about pineapple on pizza, cilantro or smashed avo”
Believe that if “If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.”
“Have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left”
Then stop what you’re doing and submit your CV. Like, right now.
So pull over your car, swerve dangerously through traffic and hit that submit button faster than BLAH BALB COME BACK TO IT
About Search It Local:
Search It Local is a digital marketing agency with Australia’s largest client base. We help businesses grow. “Fiduciary, leverage portfolio” yada yada yada you know the rest.
About the role:
Do you like writing emails that even the Daily Mail would turn their nose up at for being too clickbait-y?
Or how about writing Facebook copy that will border on the verge of being reported by hundreds of people but loved by THOUSANDS?
or do you like creating ads that trigger people more than Donald Trump, gender pronouns, abortion laws (are they strict enough? Just kidding), vaccines, ufo’s, bad internet speeds, not selling burgers in Italian restaurants, Optus customers support.
Then you came to the right place.
Still with us?
Offended or triggered?
(Or planning to send us an application where you point out spelling errors or punctuation mistakes. Please call us out but not for lame ass crap like spelling and punctuation.)
If so please go to the next ad.
What will the average day look like?
Write email copy that forces even your neighbours dog to open it up and read what it says (we fully expect you to be literate in woof-talk)
Produce eye-catching Facebook copy that will have people say “shut up and take my f*cking money”
Stay on top of successful Up in Ya Grill direct response tactics
Researching new strategies to alter our direct response marketing
Have the mentality of being able to always ‘turn that frown upside down’. Basically look for the silver linings in every situation!
Skills and Experience
We have all the support and training systems in place to make sure you reach your goals, but ultimately your success depends on your effort, dedication and attitude.
You decide how much you want to accomplish. Attitude is more important than experience.
TL;DR: This might be the most random gig in the world.
Think you have what it takes to join the unofficial best company to work for in Australia? Send over your CV, the old you would do it.
P.S We have placed a few random things in this ad please find them and we will give you a prize.