You are an entertaining, funny writer but you have serious ideas and you are writing a daily column (5 days a week).
Your column is...
Timely and aware of current events
On deadline — always, reliable, every time, without fail
Did I mention funny?
Your work will be under a pen name and seen by 300,000 men. It is part of our for-men newsletter. It helps if you have life experiences to share...
We pay you $200 a week to start. To qualify you need to respond a certain way so I know you read this and are qualified. Email me 3 recent books you’ve read, and a sentence or two about each one.
Also what similar gigs you do or have done, your resume and 3 questions about the job and 3 writing samples.
If you just email me with bla bla regular stuff then I won’t pay any attention, sorry this is needed so do not respond unless you have read this.
You should be VERY plugged into politics and your friends think you are too right wing or libertarian and they don’t invite you to dinner but only to take care of their cats.
You can be anywhere (earth is preferred but you don’t come to our office).
You are a 1099 contract person. Isn’t a 1099 the spice of life? Have fun and enjoy life and I hope you and I can work together either now or sometime in the future.
We pay via ACH direct deposit. We’ve been in business since 1996, have a spotless record working with people and paying people and you will LOVE US!!
Now, go be funny.